What is Valving?
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the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
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the process in which a baby is made from a crack whore
Dude! You are such an infacracker!
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For free.
"Here, Jim. You got divorced? Have a beer. On the house."
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free of charge, compliments of the owner
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