What is Valving?
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the act of attempting to grandstand another when not all appropriate for the situation.
me: check out these tomatoes i grew organically in my backyard.
you: hah.. that's nothing. the other day this bobcat tried to attack me and my family so i hopped in my mustang fastback and raced him in a quarter mile. let's just say he won't be messing with me anytime soon. man, did i ever tell you about the time angelina jolie took a shit at my house?
me: dude, why are you valving me?
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A person who frequently gives blowjobs, snuffling around a guy's cock like a badger snuffling for truffles.
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When you knock something off of a shelve or hanger in a store and then quickly walk away instead of picking it up.
**Hanger falls**
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