Valvis

What is Valvis?

(n) A mythical creature that drinks 30 beers the night before an exam, do better than you and then tell you all about it.

A valvis drank enough car bombs to blow up a parking lot, then he singlehandedly ruined the curve in ch115, he wasnt even drunk!

See hello, go, bye

Kentucky Pole Washing

1. When someone is giving a blowjob, and because of too much booze or other reason vomits on the cock. similar to the kentucky oasis Tony..

Penis Trays

1. Fun little items. Perfect for BBQ's. "o mai this penis is cold"..

Yalking

1. Having someone talk your ear off about absolutely nothing. BRB, my mother is yalking to me on the phone. See talk, talking, yak, yakk..

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