What is Valya?
1.
1. To yell various, often unintelligible and unexpected, interjections such as "Gaaarhh! Rip-off!" "Germany!" and "Oh, hell no!"
2. To growl fiercely
3. To pile gratuitous amounts of taco salad on a much smaller tray
4. To never shave one's facial hair
5. Any person from Russia or former Soviet republics
6. To walk with a limp, as if to fantasize what it would be like to be a cripple, possibly in a desire to seek unmerited sympathy
7. To have a bizarre fixation on Rambo, Pac-Man, and Xerox machines
8. To be confused of one's origins or ethnic background
9. To speak without moving ones lips in an attempt to anger teachers or officials or in forgetting that one is actually speaking out loud
10. To stare blankly at a fixed point for extended periods of time to come back to reality and realize that everyone is laughing at you
"Gaargh! Rip-off!"
"Valya, did I ask you to talk?"
"No sir. Carry on, sir."
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2.
1. To yell various, often unintelligible and unexpected, interjections such as "Gaaarhh! Rip-off!" "Germany!" and "Oh, hell no!"
2. To growl fiercely
3. To pile gratuitous amounts of taco salad on a much smaller tray
4. To never shave one's facial hair
5. Any person from Russia or former Soviet republics
6. To walk with a limp, as if to fantasize what it would be like to be a cripple, possibly in a desire to seek unmerited sympathy
7. To have a bizarre fixation on Rambo, Pac-Man, and Xerox machines
8. To be confused of one's origins or ethnic background
9. To speak without moving ones lips in an attempt to anger teachers or officials or in forgetting that one is actually speaking out loud
10. To stare blankly at a fixed point for extended periods of time to come back to reality and realize that everyone is laughing at you
"Gaargh! Rip-off!"
"Valya, did I ask you to talk?"
"No sir. Carry on, sir."
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