Vampaya Edit Meaning

1. Violent bum rape, optionally with a strap on. She invited me round for tea, but it turns out she had HOMEMADE LASAGNE in mind!..

1. Books everyone reads but no one over 16 will admit to. You know you're reading nerdataure when you remove the bookcover before read..

1. When you smack your (if male and/or 'other') penis on a bald mans head. Hey, I just gave that guy a Darklette. See dark, dam..