Vampire Buddha

What is Vampire Buddha?


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Alternative to zombie Jesus for use in the presence of Christians.

Sweet vampire Buddha, that's a huge crucufix you're wearing!

Jane: I graduated with a first.

John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!

See jesus, jaysus, jesus christ, judas, jebus, cripes, buddha, buddhism, wow, dude


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