Vampire Cock

What is Vampire Cock?


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When a girl is giving a you blow job and she uses her teeth in the fellatio process, the end result is multiple cuts on your cock.

That chick went all vampire cock on me, now I cant get a boner without it hurting like a mofo.

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Obtaining a vampire cock is simple. When you stick your pee pee in a girls' cooter and she starts her menstual cycle and bleeds all over your hard throbbing vainy cock, you have acheived a vampire cock.

When Kyle was ramming Jess, she started bleeding profusely and Kyle exclaimed "Holy fuck ass! I have a vampire cock!"

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