Vampire Electronics

What is Vampire Electronics?

1.

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.

Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---

See electronic, vampire, vampires, vampiric
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