Vampire Electronics

What is Vampire Electronics?

1.

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.

Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---

See electronic, vampire, vampires, vampiric
75

Random Words:

Vhari Neale
1. 1)Banana Bread hording Bitch 2) Awesome Friend You're such a Vhari!..
Read more
Juhas
1. the act of coating a wii controller in chunky peanutbutter, and inserting it in to a females vagina. after wii bowling i became very ti..
Read more
Buddle
1. More commonly known as a butt hole. Come on baby, let me pound that buddle. I'd slam her buddle. Birth-control will no-longer be..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free