Vampire Electronics

What is Vampire Electronics?

1.

N. Any electronic device which continues to use ridiculous amounts of electricity even when turned off. Often results in unusually high electric bills.

Electric Bill Recipient: "Holy crap! Look at this unusually high electricity bill!"

Significant Other: "Yeah, it's those stupid vampire electronics."

---Even when turned off, the average computer uses about 65 watts of electricity; the colon on a microwave's display uses about 3 watts.---

See electronic, vampire, vampires, vampiric
75

Random Words:

Ksw
1. An acronym for "keeping Scientology working" used by its followers Our main aim should be just KSW See scientology, acronym,..
Read more
Iron Butterfly Plus
1. Like an Iron Butterfly, but add manual stimulation to her butt. While giving her an iron butterfly, I decided to use a free finger to g..
Read more
Udict
1. The act of trying to submit a word to Urban Dictionary. Not recommended when drunk, or otherwise impeaded as this tends to lead to entri..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free