Vampire Kid

What is Vampire Kid?


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A douche bad kid who thinks its fun to dress in black. They are straight-A preppy retards who think its cool to vaguely dress like a goth kid. They can be seen meeting in the woods listening to hannah montana under the full moon drinking a red liquid (not blood) in a chalice of some sort. They try to be dark but usually end up making goth kids look bad.

Goth: Hey is that kid trying to be goth?!?

Other goth: No hes "Vamp"

Goth: ...douche.

Vampire kid: Hey light up guys were just as dark as you maybe even DARKER.

Goth kid: Do you even smoke??

Vamp kid: No of course not smoking is bad for you!!!

Goth kid: *slams head on table*

See poser, vamp, vampire, retard, idiot, preppy, mainstream, fish


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