What is Vampire Pigs?
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Pigs that have been bitten by human vampires to create a new cross species of vampires!!! These bloodsucking swine feed on both humans and other pigs. They share the same weaknesses of vampires you know sunlight and all that jazz but strangely they seem to have an extra weakness against any form of cheese. They have the same strengths as well this includes wings with which the use to fly down and swarm their victims with.
Last week a village in Brazil was completely taken by a swarm of Vampire Pigs.
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A person who is too perfect to be real. From the 1968 song "I'm the urban spaceman" by the Bonzo Dog Band.
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One whose demeanor suggests that their testicles have come loose and are dangling somewhere about their ankles.
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