What is Vampire Poser?
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Emo kids who insist they're actually vampires. They usually claim to have some nonspecific medical condition which forces them to drink blood and dislike sunlight, but provides none of the benefits (or drawbacks) of mythical vampires. Some claim to be psychic vampires, having to draw on "life energy" to sustain themselves.
They've been around ever since Anne Rice, but increased after Vampire: The Masquerade came out, and have exploded since the release of Twilight.
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