Vampiriss Edit Meaning

1. The act of a sea captain eating a cumquat. Ishmael pass me that yarrrrrrrrquat......

1. sexual intercourse performed in an awkward and/or lack lustre manner. i was very drunk and gave her the two step shuffle See sex, shag..

1. A malady of the anus region that causes distress to that of it's sufferer. Distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased wit..