Van Ahoy!

What is Van Ahoy!?


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The signal declared by the driver of a minivan to begin claiming seats in said van. Seats that would be claimed consist of the traditional, "Shotgun", as well as the port and starboard "galley" (middle set of seats), and the port and starboard "poopdeck" (far back seats), the middles of the poopdeck and galley are of course called "bitch". In the event of a tie, the first to repeat said position wins the rights to the seat.

"Van Ahoy!"

"Shotgun!"

"port galley"

"starboard galley"

"port poopdeck"

"starboard poopdeck"

"damnit, i'm bitch."

See car, van, seat, carpool, vanpool


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