Van Dam

What is Van Dam?

v. to make a serious face in order to make it seem like you're sober when you clearly are not. especially when cops are present.

dude there's a cop over there you better van dam.

See van dam, serious, cops, sober

Dick Rest

1. Cleft chin. A dimple on the chin. Chinple. Kirk Douglas and Chevy Chase both have a prominent dick rest. See dick rest, chinple, buttc..

Uxorious

1. (adjective) Excessively fond of or submissive to a wife. (Dictionary) AKA "pussy whipped". 2. Doting on wife Tim ALWAYS p..

Horrible Shovel Accident

1. One is digging a hole, normally in the backyard, when one's significant other comes along and is accidently smacked in the head wit..

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