Van Damme Carwash

What is Van Damme Carwash?


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Involves supporting one's self approximately 6 to 8 feet off of the ground by doing a split between to walls (such as in a hallway) and ejaculating on passers by.

- "Hey Marty, what's with your eye?"

- "Yanks nailed me with a van damme carwash when I got back from class."

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