What is Van Damned?
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To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.
I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!
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A term used by web industry folks to describe the average computer user (a reference to the classic average-guy name of Joe Sixpack).
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An act in which a male, usually one with a higher percentage of body fat and ample sized breasts, sneaks up upon an unsuspecting bystand..
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This is the ratio of how many times you can sex a girl before your penis becomes like a wet noodle.
If you can sex a girl like 3 times ..