What is Van Doren?
1.
The last name of a popular Pin-up model, Mamie Van Doren.
It is also the last name of extremely beautiful and smart women everywhere.
"Damn that girl is smokin'! She must be a Van Doren!"
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2.
Sexual disease usually contracted at colleges. Usually carried by ridiculously good looking men.
Dude, she totally has the Van Doren.
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