What is Van Dyke?
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A 'Van Dyke' is a variation of a goatee with a mustache, named after the 17th century Flemish painter, Sir Anthony Van Dyck (also spelled Van Dyke).
This is not a fucken goatee, it's obviously van dyke, ur n asshole!
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van dyke projects one of the hardest projects in Brownsville
yo niggas was shootin in van dyke last night
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A set of public housing buildings (projects) in Brownsville Brooklyn NYC.
You know Rell from Van Dyke?
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4.
One who is excessive in the act of interfering.
(person 1 is happy watching tv)
(person 2 comes in and starts to interfere by changing the channel)
person 1: stop being a van dyke!
In this instance person 2 would be a van dyke.
Where it has derrived from: In Mary Poppins Dick Van Dyke used to interfere during Mary Poppins.
Mary Poppins: (singing)
Dick Van Dyke:Oh its so lovely!!!!!
this would continue until the end of each song.
Van dykes: (a group of van dykes)look at that gang of van dykes!
Van dyked:(to be van dyked)he is getting van dyked!
Van dyking:(to Van dyke) stop van dyking will you!
Van Dyker:(one who van dykes)he's a van dyker!
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A Van Dyke is what someone gets on their chin while getting t-bagged. When draping your balls across some fine lady's nose, grind the ol' bunghole on her chin and leave a lil' something. Leave her a Van Dyke!
Note: If her eyes are closed and you have a friend nearby, have him take a turn, but don't tell her. Of course, then it will have to be called a Dick Sargent. Hey! I made a Bewitched television show joke!
Debra got a little more manly while getting t-bagged by Ted. He did the friendly thing and gave her a nice Van Dyke to go with her schnozzola! Ted's too hype too wipe, so she got a really good one and was a real hepcat.
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