What is Van Gogh?
1.
To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach
One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty
verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"
I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome
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2.
Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.
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'Check out than Van Gogh over there'
'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'
e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau
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3.
A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.
Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"
Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"
Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"
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4.
to cut opponents ear off
Im gonna go van gogh on that bitches ass
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5.
v.; to cut off one's own ear.
That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.
6.
cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit
i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.
7.
(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.
Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.
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