Van Gogh Edit Meaning

1.

To ejaculate on a girl in an attempt to paint a picture on her stomach

One usually stares at the painted picture to admire its beauty

verb: "I hope I can van gogh her tonight"

I just van goghed her last night man, it was awesome

See paint, ejaculate, cum, spray

2.

Van Gogh; noun. Referring to the grand master himself, the phrase Van Gogh is used to describe a female of outstanding natural beauty, otherwise referred to as a 'Fitty'. No further clarification is needed.

See also Monet and Picasso

'Check out than Van Gogh over there'

'I pulled a Van Gogh last night'

e.g. Kate Beckinsale, Jennifer Love-Hewit, Melissa Theuriau

See hotty, fitty, totty, babe, beauty, eye-candy

3.

A woman who appears to be extremely attractive when observed from a distance. Upon closer examination it is clear to the observer that she is skanky, wrinkly, and/or fat.

Person A: "Gee whiz, that lady over there sure is pretty"

Person B: "Oh no my friend, I checked her out up close. She's a Van Gogh"

Person A: "Fuckin' shit!"

See broad, hag, skank, turkey arms, booty call

4.

to cut opponents ear off

Im gonna go van gogh on that bitches ass

See beat, fight, cut, ear, bees

5.

v.; to cut off one's own ear.

That music was so bad I Van Goghed myself to relieve the pain.

6.

cutting off ones ear to quit hearing ones bullshit

i had to van gogh my ears to stop the piercing pain of your constant baggering.

7.

(v) To ejaculate into a person's ear.

Dude, my filthy pig for a girlfriend let me van gogh her last night.

See the, holocaust, never, happened