Van Gogh Syndrome

What is Van Gogh Syndrome?

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.

Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?

Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

See artist, ear, syndrome, crazy

Gauging

1. A slang word for stretching of a body piercing. The correct term is stretching. "Hey, I'm gauging up my eat today!" &qu..

Apple Mac

1. The Apple mac is a computer introduced by the Apple Corp. in 1984. It was Apple's breakthrough home computer as it was fairly inexp..

Lolzycakes

1. A word only used when imcompetant people cannot express thier laughter in any way other than sounding like they have a serious mental il..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Van Gogh Syndrome Edit Meaning