Van Gogh Syndrome

What is Van Gogh Syndrome?

The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker

Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.

Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?

Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.

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