Van Grants

What is Van Grants?


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A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.

Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.

See master badtouch, pedophile, fucking awesome


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