What is Van Grants?
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A character from the PS2 RPG, Tales of the Abyss. He has a beard, that is the source of his powers and eyebrows that shoot lazers. Hates Scores and thus doesn't watch a lot of sports.
Van Grants decimated the outer lands using his eyebrow lazers.
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an awkward placement of hairs above the upper lip making not a mustache but a grouping of uncouth follicles. Is now the fashion sensati..
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a large manhood worthy of the adult film world.
"I have a porno cock."
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Afraid of red candy.
I bought Kevin a box of Hot Tamales forgetting he was foboredophic.
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