Van Morrison

What is Van Morrison?

1.

An Irish singer born in 1945. His career spans from the 1960s till the present. He sang such hits as, "Brown Eyed Girl", Gloria and "Moondance". He was greatly influenced by black music (and sometimes forgets that he himself is not black).

But we love Van the Man.

Van Morrison is the Man!

See moondance, ireland

2.

Same set up as the Dirty Sanchez, but when it comes to delivery you poke the girl in each eye -- she's now your 'Brown Eyed Girl"

She was tired of the Dirty Sanchezso I mixed it up tonight and gave her the Van Morrison.

See offensive, degrading, dirty sanchez, legendary
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