What is Van Suckled?
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The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.
Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.
Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.
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Male impotence; failure to achieve an erection. Classically blamed on a failure to buy pegs or lucky heather many years ago.
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To get everything included. To get all the bells and whistles.
The Combonation.
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