What is Van Suckled?
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The verb describing one of the many victims of Lauren's ambitious lips.
Dan: I have the funniest thing to tell you
Mike: Lets hear it man
Dan: Another bro got Van Suckled last night dude, on a SWING. Once it was done, she had to sprint home because she was late for curfew, weird.
Mike: Gross. But at least she got some protein for the run.
Dan: That gives pumping the swing a whole new meaning.
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Two large people having uncomfortable sex in the back of a small car in the lay-by of a small countryside village.
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