What is Van Tour?
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A tour or excursion of upmost gnar-batch, within a vehicle of the van kind. Usually resulting in the inebriation of all occupants of said van, via excessive drinking of Van Tour Red (official van tour drink).
Generic person 1: hey do you wanna go on a van tour?
Generic person 2: damn right, sounds rad!
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Having one's eye welded shut by a hot stream of man chowder.
Fuck the facial, lets give her a cream eye from the one eye...