Vanallen

What is Vanallen?

A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.

Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!

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Let's Bail

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Fuckeded

1. when one is bored as fuck with bugger all to do. used commonly by grant lothian it is becoming more popular. grant: am fuckeded mate. ..

Zat

1. An energy weapon used on the TV show Stargate SG1. It resembles a cobra ansd fires a lightning bolt. One hit from a zat will stun you. A..

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