Vanallen

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A flaming metrosexual male that resembles a sassmouth female wearing ass-tight blue jeans. Who would have sex with Tom Brady for a fifth of jack.

Hey did you see that dude in the tight ass pants? God what a fuckin VanAllen!!!

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