What is Vance?
1.
1.an exceptionally talented person.
2.being the best.
iam the vance at video games
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2.
A sexual procedure wherein a man inserts his index and/or middle finger(s) discretely into a woman's vagina while other people are in the room; all of which are completely oblivious to the sexual actions occuring across the room.
Man1: Did you hear about so-and-so and what's-her-face last Friday night?
Man2: No, what happened?
Man1: So-and-so totally 'vanced' her at that-one-guy's house!
Man2: No way!
Man1: Oh yeah, he totally 'vanced' her.
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3.
one who is fucked in the head and obsessed with the thought of pussy.
That guy was obsessed with pussy, he's such a vance.
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4.
a wussy person: one who is displeasurable to be around. (normally a man)
vance-like person: "Oh No! I just got expo-marker dust all over my yellow shirt!"
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5.
A name given to someone who makes bets about arbitrary things. This person will also claim to have made bets with others for some quick cash.
"Rob you are such a
vance I never made a bet with you."
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6.
Person obsessed with Japanese things. The normal Japanese person would call him, "Otaku." Funny, charming, most of the times an idiot. Sensitive at heart, but covering it is stupidity.
That vance is such an idiot!
That vance is sooo japanese, it scares me.
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7.
Dried semen. An unsightly stain.
After Tommy Vance, UK radio DJ.
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