What is Vancouverite?
1.
A person residing in Vancouver.
I'm a Vancouverite living in Vancouver
2.
Blah blah, you've all heard it...the lulemon clad, starbucks drinking, bmw crashing, sexy Asian milf version of the martha stewart personna.
-Mrs Kwan makes the best siu mai!
-Vancouverite children all drive beamers, what the hell.
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3.
A former Torontonian/Calgarian/Montrealer
I'm a vancouverite now, because Toronto was such a hurt city...
One's mentality even changes when you become a vancouverite...you stop acting like a wannabe NewYorker with gay clothes and all,and instead pick up something like kayaking...
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4.
To fit in with the residents of this fair city, a Vancouverite must acquire one or more mercedes benz, year passes to Whistler-Blackcomb, and membership to the local yacht club. Cannabis will be provided at your nearest safe injection site. White people need not apply.
Convo between two white Vancouverites:
"Damn those Vancouverites, all laughing at me because I drive a ford Taurus"
"Relax, they're just a bunch of FOBs with parents working in China and not paying taxes"
"Sigh, it's not easy being white"
"Word up man. So, u wanna smoke some weed?"
"Yeah, why not.."
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5.
A rich asian living in contemporary WestCoast mansions on the west side, driving two mercedes and a BMW, with both 14 year old kids taking UBC sciences and/or commerce, who spend their weekends rock climbing, skiing, kayaking, fishing, smoking pot, hosting barbeques for relatives and going out for dim sum.
Damn I envy their lifestyle those vancouverites!
Vancouverite: Wanna go skiing?
Torontonian: Nah, I'm going to stay indoors and dress up like I'm from New York and take pictures of myself.
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6.
1-Pot smoker, self righteous
2- Idiot, low IQ
You are such a vancouverite.
Stop being a vancouverite and get on with it.
7.
Monkey's ass.
you are a real Vancouverite!
