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That irritating fucking commercial where that dirty ass douche bag sings about chocolate covered mountain tops and waterfalls of caramel..
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The FIRST CORMORANT of the day.
BREAKFAST-TIME familiarity.
Fresh from the shower and dressed only in the briefest of bathrobes, Doris..
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when you get so drunk that when you wake up the next morning u have rug burns on your forehead
-dude, last night was so sick
-hell yea..