Vandertuuked

What is Vandertuuked?


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A one in a million chance(or far less) of something happening. So ridiculous one might ask seriously? In most instances the circumstances are unheard of or improbable.

"vandertuuked" -dropping a full bottle of wine(cork down) on your foot and it going through your dress shoe tearing multiple tendons in your foot.

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