Vanilla Cracker

What is Vanilla Cracker?

Someone who is whiter than a vanilla face and a cracker combined.

In short, the whiteist kid you know.

Pat: What it is vanilla cracker?

Matt: stfu, hippie

See vanilla, cracker, vanilla face, honky

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