Vanilla Freeze

What is Vanilla Freeze?

When after jacking off you cum on yourself and let it dry.

"I fell asleep last night after jerkin' it and accidently gave myself a vanilla freeze!"

See masterbation, ejaculation, cum, lazy

The act of ejaculating and allowing the semen to dry wherever it may land.

Gage forgot to wash the vanilla freeze off his stomach before he took off his shirt when we went to the river... what a fucking cumrag

See vanilla, freeze, nila, nilla

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