What is Vanilla Hatchet?
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A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.
Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.
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a penis that is so tiny that it is cute or toylike. The Hello Kitty of male organs.
great guy but he has a cock by sanrio...
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spoon shaped tongue used expressly for the sole puropose of poon consumption
Frankie curled his tounge in preparation for his snacking ..
