Vanilla Hatchet

What is Vanilla Hatchet?


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A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

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