What is Vanilla Ice?
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Eminem's long lost father...
Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it.."
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A suburban wigger who claims to be from the ghetto.
One-hit wonder.
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Vanilla Ice was the first famous white rapper with his first single 'Ice Ice Baby' being the biggest selling record ever, selling over 17 million copies.
Although the fame was short lived, the Ice man influenced many white rappers today, Ice was the first white man to have the balls to do what was mainly considered black only music.
He now is a heavy metal singer, but still does his rapping. On his latest album, bi-polar, the first half of the album is metal, the second being rap. Featuring ICP on one track.
Most people who defined the ice man dont know what they are talking about, saying he influenced wiggers is wrong because he was around while most of these people were still wearing nappies and probaly listened to him.
Vanilla Ice influenced many white rappers today, as most didn't have the balls to try black music.
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Real Name: Robert Van Winkle
One fo the poorest excuses for a musician ever to grace the late 80's/early 90's. He sampled the bassline and piano intro from Queen and David Bowie's "Under Pressure", using it as the only musical basis for the one-hit-wonder, "Ice Ice Baby" and then denied it publicly, claiming it to be coincidence.
Vanilla Ice only reached the charts thanks to the musical genius of Queen and Bowie.
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Got hung off of a balcony by Suge Knight, because he refused to sign over the rights to 'ice ice baby'. He later said he thought it was a good thing because the extortion financed the careers of tupac and snoop dogg.
Vanilla Ice gets extorted on a daily basis, cause everyone knows he'll just pay you respect for robbing him a few years later.
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fuckin pansy ass washed up gutter trash who ripped off a great queen song and has a hairdo like a backstreet boy
1990:word to your mother
wow your cool
2004:word to your mother
wow your gay
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A poor excuse for a musician who stole Queen and David Bowie's memorable bassline and piano intro from "Under Pressure", and sampled it into "Ice, Ice, Baby" and then denied it publicly.
Vanilla Ice thinks you are stupid and you won't recognise a stolen riff.
