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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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member of the male persuasion that would rather pleasure himself using petroleum jelly rather than having sex with his girlfriend; see a..
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A common abbreviation for the all-important question, "What would Brian Boitano do?"
No, not the dead guy who can't eat ..
