Vanilla Sex

What is Vanilla Sex?


1.

Sex that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.

While Noah was one for a little kinkiness every now and then, Josh definitely prefers his vanilla sex.

See Blair

2.

Normal, standard sex versus "wordkinkyword" or adventurus sex. Like comparing Missonary(vanilla) to doggy style(kinky)

I dumped her cause all she wanted was vanilla sex, I like my chicks freaky!

3.

Sexual Intercourseusually defined by the missonary style.

Nothing by definition is abnormal. No Pain. No Kinkyness. Just Love.

Most socially acceptable form of intercourse.

While I am usually one for the kinkyness, Vanilla sex fancies my taste every once and a while.

4.

boring. un-inventive. plain. sex

person A. "I got some last night."

person B. "Really, how was it?"

person A. "Meh, vanilla sex."

person B. "A that sucks."

See vanilla, sex, boring, blah, sleepy

5.

The most common fetish of all. Vagina fetish for men; penis fetish for women.

"I think I have a vagina fetish." "Oh no you mean vanilla sex."

See fetish, vanilla, sex, icecream, vagina


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