Vanilla Steamer

What is Vanilla Steamer?


1.

cumshot on the lips/face

sticky cumshot on face

2.

A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.

ex 1

Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!

Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.

Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.

ex. 2

Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.

See jizz, cum, starbucks, drink, milf

3.

The sexual act of taking a dump on someone's chest, followed by busting on said dump.

"Dude, I totally gave Jess the Vanilla Steamer last night. She loved it."

See the, vanilla, steamer, cleveland, crap, dump, sex, sexual

4.

Also a McDonald's "coffee beverage" tasting and presumably composed of roughly the same contents as the traditional on-yer-face kind.

Bob: "I ordered a McDonald's Vanilla Steamer, and it tasted like a vanilla steamer."

Tom: "Umm, duh?"

See facial, vanilla splash, pearl necklace, cleveland steamer

5.

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

See steamer, vanilla, shit, jizzhound, cum

6.

The art of taking a shit on your partners chest the ejaculating on it the rubbing it around so that the shit and jizz fuses so it has a whitish hint.

Boy: How do you want it?

Girl: I want a Vanilla Steamer baby!

See steamer, vanilla, shit, jizzhound, cum


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