Vanilla Surprise

What is Vanilla Surprise?


1.

The act of giving a woman a very satisfying cunnilingus, only to discover that she has just had sex with an unprotected man and you have ingested another guy's cum.

Henry: Lisa is such a slut! I was giving her a little lick and came out to find I had a Vanilla Surprise is my mouth.

James: Ouch man, you always gotta check.

Theodore: Man, I hate getting Vanilla Surprises!

Alain: Usually the best response is to spit it back into her face.

Theodore: I never thought of that!

See sex, vanilla, boobs, surprise, vagina, pussy


20

Random Words:

1. short for "you want it when?" Only ever really used online in abbreviated form expresses disbelief at an unreasonable deadli..
1. a strange slang word which means the same thing as yes, yep, yepper yes sir, and so on that show was cool yesterday eh? yeperdoodlez i..
1. No Fucking Idea The manager has NFI of the work that goes on around here... See KGB 2. Short for "No fucking idea." Origi..