What is Vanilla Surprise?
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The act of giving a woman a very satisfying cunnilingus, only to discover that she has just had sex with an unprotected man and you have ingested another guy's cum.
Henry: Lisa is such a slut! I was giving her a little lick and came out to find I had a Vanilla Surprise is my mouth.
James: Ouch man, you always gotta check.
Theodore: Man, I hate getting Vanilla Surprises!
Alain: Usually the best response is to spit it back into her face.
Theodore: I never thought of that!
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A person who transgendered surgically and is now attacted to people of the same sex they transformed themself to.
"Pat had surgery..
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House, MD fans often say this to express excitement, fear, panic, etc.
Used the same way "Oh My God" is used.
Fan #1: "..
