Vanilla Surprise

What is Vanilla Surprise?


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The act of giving a woman a very satisfying cunnilingus, only to discover that she has just had sex with an unprotected man and you have ingested another guy's cum.

Henry: Lisa is such a slut! I was giving her a little lick and came out to find I had a Vanilla Surprise is my mouth.

James: Ouch man, you always gotta check.

Theodore: Man, I hate getting Vanilla Surprises!

Alain: Usually the best response is to spit it back into her face.

Theodore: I never thought of that!

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