What is Vanilla Yogurt Suprise?


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When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays

warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why

Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos


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