What is Vanilla Yogurt Suprise?
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When you masturbate into a cup of vanilla yogurt and serve it to your guests as h'ors deuvres at a ritzy party... Especially effective if you have herpes or syphilis.
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:17:58 AM): I masturbate into cups of vanilla yogurt and serve them as euderves at my ritzy house par-tays
warm like toast (1:14:57 AM): you are hilarious
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:05 AM): why
Jesus0f SUBURBlA (1:15:25 AM): is it because i kill hobos
Random Words:
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Another term for engaging in anal sex.
My ho was not into letting me go offroading last night, so I had to give her a Bullwinkle.
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When a chick is giving you a blowjob, you pull out prior to ejaculation, skeet on top of her head on her hair. She looks like a cupcake..
