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the cum that lands on your knuckles after masturbation
I was shooting off a knuckle rocket and your mom walked in.
See masturbation, c..
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In order to perform this, you will need the following. A super size order of fries with extra salt, and a menstrating woman. Isert the f..
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Using ones own tears for lube during the act of self-satisfaction.
After she left him poor dude was masterweeping for weeks...
