Vanishing Turd

What is Vanishing Turd?

When you do a big shit, but when you look to admire it it has mysteriously vanished. 0_o

I heard the splash, yet it apears to have dissapeared! Looks like another vanishing turd.

See shit, poo, crap, turd, dump, shat, shite

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