Vanism

What is Vanism?


1.

The ancient philosophy that in order to attain true enlightenment one must live by the following rules.

1.Get a van,its cheaper than having to have a vehicle and a house too.

2.Spend the money you save on crack and

crack whores.

3.Use 7-11's for bathroom facilities.

4.When the block gets hot,go live in some other crackheads driveway.

All hail Ray the Van Man,Supreme Guru of Vanism.

"Dont laugh your mom might be in here."

2.

The act of telling an outrageous fib, often using Sexcapades as examples.

Duder, that's an obvious Vanism.


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