Vanity Edit Meaning

1.

To be obsessed with how you look, to love oneself's image, to think you are the most gorgeous thing on two legsvain

(Looking at girl staring at herself in mirror) "Jees that girl is so vain look at her loving herself" etc

See Kat

2.

The great affliction of the modern world. The unintentional judgement by one person of another persons suitability as a friend, associate, or future lover based predominantly on their appearance. A society/marketing driven concept

VANITY

A)"i need to look like this"( otherwise i will be rejected by SUITABLE people)

B)"That person LOOKS a freak"(this person must not have involvement in my life........... that person was so different from what i thought)

See aesthetic, judgemental, superficial

3.

a sad indivdual with no real friends, just those on myspace, of which he has several thousand.

Thinks he is perfect, but really a pathetic wannabe.

May suffer from obesity/ bad hair

Often has a britney obsession, brought on by a desire to copy Chris Crocker

'pc4pc?

w4w?

save britney!

3K no proof!'

'omg he's such a vanity'

See vanity, myspace, britney, wannabe, captain hook

4.

Shimmered & glistening, the pimply, akward teens that shop or the clothing store. Filled with clothes you will fill goodwill with someday are:

froggy pj's

scandalous mini boob tube tops

or cheap pleather ensembles

everything a middle school child would want

Alice: whoa! cole where did you get those mad hops

Cole: oo you mean my froggy p.j's

Yeah my shit is hype

Alice: ooo your sooooo vain

Cole: no....Vanity...boooo yaaa! word

See vanity, shitty clothes, pimples

5.

Emptiness; essentially, that which is why you don't understand.

You tend to drive others away in your vanity.

See alienation, image, figure

6.

Your personality;you as a person.

Don't attack my vanity.

See Jimmy