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The dried remains of sperm.
Dude did Webster sleep with some chick on your couch last night cause there are Peckertrails everywhere!
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Transference of intimate feelings through physical interactions of two or more (: entities.
Me and Jamie last night were so close durin..
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A shit PURPOSELY left in the toilet for later wannabe shitters to see and smell.
WIFE: "Well, now that that's taken care of, ..