Vanity Pounds

What is Vanity Pounds?

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

See vanity, weight, fat, pudgey, heavy

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