Vanity Pounds

What is Vanity Pounds?

The extra weight you have which detracts from your aesthetic beauty. Canadians and Europeans refer to them as "vanity kilograms."

"Yo dawg, you're a really nice guy, but the ladies might find you alot hotter if you lost about eight vanity pounds."

See vanity, weight, fat, pudgey, heavy

Fly The Goose

1. To consume the marijuana with a bong made from a used bottle of Grey Goose vodka. Also known as talking to the goose. "Ya'al..

Varmoot

1. Roadkill that has been hit so many times you can't tell what it was. Damn, Did you see that? That varmoot was just a red spot...

Juice Ain't Free

1. To refer to something as not free. All the lights were on in the house and kevin informed chris that juice ain't free nigga!! See..

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