Vanity Wipe

What is Vanity Wipe?


1.

Wiping your anus when it does not immediately follow defecation. Such times may occur when you have a sweaty bum cleavage, you're worried something has dribbled out, or you simply didn't do a good job of wiping it in the first place.

A Vanity Wipe is nearly always accompanied by checking the toilet paper for streaks. It is often abbreviated to VW when discussed in a public place.

Friend #1: My arse crack is really fucking itchy

Friend #2: Go have a vanity wipe dude, it might sort you out

See toilet paper, arse, wipe, bog roll, bogroll, vw, bum, crack, shitting

2.

Wiping your ass with kleenex after a taking a big shit and wiping with regular tiolet paper.

After being fucked in the ass and taking a giant dump, the sorority girl made sure to finish her wiping with a vanity wipe.

See shit, poo, ass, anus, cock


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