Van-tard

What is Van-tard?


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The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.

Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard

See desperate, sad, loser, lame


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