What is Van-tard?
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The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
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sperm from a randy human male.
"What's on the menu for tonight Biff?", asked Dottie.
"Loin juice," replied Bi..
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A paper towel, for eating food off of.
Do you want a plate for that pizza, or a bachelor bib.
See napkin, serviette..