What is Van-tard?
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The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
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Tits sagging so bad You have to be careful they dont get caught in your zipper when zipping up your pants or shoes when tying your laces..
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Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes ..
