What is Van-tard?
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The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
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The transformation that a gay man undergoes upon having a sex change near any beach-side gay community.
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performing analingus with lipstick (Jersey Girl) and then sucking on protruding fecal matter
"I got a bad case of parasites after ..