What is Vantucky!?
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Vancouver,WA: The Armpit of Portland, OR, as opposed to it's butthole (Gresham). A city composed of yuppies, rednecks, outlaws and tweekers. Tweekers are meth addicts who twitch, obviously, and ride 10 speeds with a microwave balanced on the handlebars and a cart of cans trailing behind.
"If you want a speedball and a job at walmart, come to glorious vantucky! and BE SOMEBODY!"
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the location where one keeps his cheese. A money clip or wallet.
"How much cheese you got in the mouse trap tonight?"
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to steal someones girlfriend and pork them.
I totally zoinked and porked kyles sluty girlfriend...