What is Varf?
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A vaginal barf, i.e. vomiting towards or into the vagina.
I was so drunk, I was going down on this chick and totally varfed her!
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A Varf is a vampiric Smurf, that lives in a vacuum, that evolved from a fur ball coughed up by a Persian cat.
Oh My Friggin god, Is that a Varf on your rug!
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A woman wearing a fanny pack backwards, causing her to look ridiculous and possibly older than her actual age.
Look dis' woman wea..