Vark Edit Meaning

1.

An uncicumcised penis.

Ur mom told me that BJ is a vark.

2.

when someone has a blond moment or brain fart; also accompanied by the "vark scale" (see "vark scale")

"Man that was so dumb. That was like a 10 on the vark scale"

See blond moment, brain fart, ignoramus, dumbass, genius

3.

Another word for vagina.

Hey Sandy, that's a nice vark you've got there.

See vagina, vagine, fanny, vadge

4.

A vark (pronounced fark, or farkuh for the plural varke) is a person who drives like a maniac, belches, farts or swears loudly in public, picks on the little guys (if you catch my drift) or beats his girlfriend. There are lots of similarities between varke and townies, but they aren't as distinctive in clothing as townies are, which makes them so much scarier. The literal meaning of vark is pig. Varke could be anybody, even your next-door neighbour, or your brother in jail.

*After a belch* "Sies jou vark!" (Shame on you, you vark!)

Die donnerse vark het sopas voor my ingedruk in die tou! (The damn vark just jumped the queue in front of me!)

5.

We have this saying around these parts and we thought that it would be nice to share this with our funny word-loving friends. It's called "varking", and it's a verb.

To vark. First, a little history: there was a very famous dog around here a year or so ago that liked to sniff around alot, and when she did, she looked just like an aardvark. She would poke and sniff for hours in this aardvark position, and we started calling this action "aardvarking" and later shortened it to "varking". So if you ever find yourself walking around, looking at something here and some other thing there or not really anything much at all...well you can say that you are varking!