Vark Scale

What is Vark Scale?


1.

scale on which "varks" are measured; goes from 1 to 10 with one being a momentary lapse of intelligence to ten having multiple blond moments in the same conversation; see also "vark"

"I can't believe that girl varked over and over again. That was definitely a ten on the vark scale"

See vark, ignoramus, blond, blond moment, dumbass


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