Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Grott

1. describing something gross, disgusting, or nasty. That floor is fucking grott. I can't believe you ate that...the cafeteria food ..

I Shit Trains!

1. The act of shitting out a train by the power of Unknown forces. The cops was about to get my ass so I yelled, "I Shit Trains!"..

Mayne!

1. A Southern term used for the expression of happyness or excitement or just meaning that something is super cool. We bout to smoke a blu..

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