Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Olsen Twinin' It

1. To skip a meal or deny food in order to lose weight. This term is reflective of the malnourished appearance of the Olsen twins. As mad..

Jimmmehh

1. essence of awesome. in a form of a guy. you see that guy walkin down the street thinking hes a jimmmehh? what a joke See jimmmehh, jim..

Glocky

1. when you eat something thats hard to swallow. Damn that food is hella glocky! See thick, nasty, dry, gross, vomit..

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