Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

W/e Tf/e

1. whatever the fuck ever - brb... #2 - w/e tf/e See w/e, tf, whatever, wtf..

Bumery

1. A conservatory like building behind a scout hut or church like building for the sole use of pedeodomy He called me into the bumery for ..

View Whore

1. one who whores for veiws. A person that posts a YouTube video that grabs the attention of searchers when the video has no actual substan..

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