Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

W&m

1. A place where you can spend Saturday night studying in your dorm room and still be socially accepted. Where do you go to college? I go..

;-;

1. ;-; is a multipurpose face derived from a typo for '-', ";0;". Its true meaning is much too complex to be understood..

Albohunny

1. Piece of shit Albanian person who tries to rape dogs and steal land blind dude: "wow albohunny you are smokin' Albohunny: &q..

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