Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Unuglify

1. to make something un-ugly; make yourself not look gross i look like shit, so im going to unuglify myself, this may take awhile...

Increfuckingíble

1. Spanglish version of "infuckingcredible" or "fucking incredible", with a spanish accent (increíble). Judy said this..

Dumphux

1. people who don't think PoDank is the best damn outlaw bluegrass band in the world! Yo Peoples! Wha??? you don't think PoDank ..

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