Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Zenny Phenomina

1. a member of the christian grindcore band lucifer rocks dolce and gabbana. She is the main "Breeter" for the band. She is known..

Flaccid

1. 1) Limp or soft 2) When the male penis is unhappy :( 3) "Down" time Often times, after cumming the penis goes into a flacci..

Ringpiecery

1. If something is a bit odd or shit. If someone does something to pis you off. Fella i cnt believe whats going on, she tried to trombone ..

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