Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Uga Buga

1. Something you write in the subject of an email message when you have nothing else to put in. subject: Uga buga! 2. To be sarcastic in..

2 2 Base

1. a feelski; not quite 2nd base, but 2 2 BASE Jim: Dude, how far did you go with your date? Bob: Well, I went to 2 2 base. Jim: Dude..

Chicken Heads

1. A girl who performs oral-sex on men alot Those girls are chicken heads. See Jessica 2. slutty gurls that think they are all that and..

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