Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Uncle Reggin

1. used as a joke to say loudly as reggins are near How is uncle reggin i havent seen him in ages See reggin, nigger, uncle, black, funny..

For Love Or Money

1. Under any circumstances; usually used in a negative sentence. I wouldn't do it for love or money...

Dunbass

1. A person who cannot spell or type and happens to be a dumbass. Oh snap, that guy Zus is a dunbass. See Will..

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