Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Midickle

1. Getting a semi from a girl in a mosh pit. I got midickle from that girl rubbing up against me in the mosh pit. See semi, erection, mos..

Velkan

1. A Velkan typically shows signs of cheapness and other Jew like qualities. Velkan are flaming homosexuals who enjoy anal sex and drag que..

Verde

1. spanish word for green, used to describe marijuana I'm feelin to smeez some verde fool. where the verde at? See weed, blunt, dru..

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