Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Venomation

1. A kind of bod mod (body modification) in which one applies venom on skin or any toxin under in such a way that the rash creates an indel..

To Where

1. Sophisticated way of saying "such that" or "so". I had to stay up late last night to where I was tired. Did you se..

W.a.g

1. A wife or girlfriend of a footballer. Wifes.And.Girlfriends. Man#1: Dude, Check Out Victoria Beckham! Man#2: Man, She Is One Hot W.A...

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