Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Lay A Coil

1. to take a dumper-doo i gotta go lay a coil See dump, poop, poo, smelly, shit, shite..

Cock Tart

1. A hemaphrodite that is a hooker or slut. Joe- Fuck off! Mike-No you, Cock tart everyone- hahahahahaha!!! 2. when ever a fully erect..

M00b

1. A man boob Damn, those are some nice m00bs See r0xx0r 2. 1. A n00b that is obsessed with Moby. 2. A n00b that looks like and impers..

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