Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Ass-bekicked

1. the reciever of an ass kicking from an ass-kicker jenna, the ass-kicker; was kicking the ass of nick, the ass-bekicked; over the comput..

Non Metal

1. music with an orignal rock sound that people considered Metal. It can be hard rock and heavy but in some oppinions, they don't fit ..

Fetto

1. Any person who is both fat and ghetto. Man, that girl is so fetto that she could squash a brotha! See fetto, fhetto, fat, ghetto, feto..

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