Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Flipmouth

1. as of and pertaining to backtalk; attitude inflection in voice; disrespectful wording I be actin' all nice and he be flip mouthed ..

Oh God

1. A common expression uttered when one is about to climax or reach orgasm. "Oh, that feels sooo good. Don't stop, yes, yes, OH..

Face Fist'r

1. When other energy drinks don't cut it, don't cut it at all. FIST IT! With FACE FIST'R! Face Fist'r is the new hybrid..

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