Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Zesty Pickle

1. a pickle with a tang. "dang that is spicy! try that zesty pickle!" See hot sauce, lemon, pencil, book, computer..

Qwuam

1. stupid, F'ed UP, not normal he has left handed scissors....YO THATS QWUAM 1. stupid, F'ed UP, not normal he has left hande..

Omgitc

1. Oh My God is that cheese? omgitc? See omgitc, cheese, omg, poop..

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