Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Kootchar

1. another term for your vaginal area. My kootchar itches. i fucked her in her kootchar. See vagina, cootchie, pussy, cat..

Soccernate

1. to pretend to have sexual intercourse with Salad Fingers Betty: What did you do last night? Phylis: I soccernated at your parent'..

9^_^9

1. A classic Anime smileing emoticon (^_^) but in a boxing stance. Lets fight! (9^_^)9..

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