Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Tanker

1. a MASSIVE shit. marc: dude, i just dropped a huge deuce in your backyard. taylor: goddamn! look at the size of that tanker! See poo..

Navratilova

1. A lesbian who has never had sexual relations with a man. See Thoroughbred Don't bother asking her out, she's a real Navratilo..

Homen

1. location where parents live. go homen and make sure your moma be nice See moma, be, nice, homen, go..

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