Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Razy C

1. Lyrical genius of the north east 'Ian's hair, is growing faster, razy's arse is like a ghetto blaster!' Razy C, 2..

Rotten Banana Pirate

1. A black mans dick or penis I sucked a rotten banana pirate last night See black dick, black penis, dick, cock..

Gatl

1. Abbrv. for Gay-Angsty- T00by Love. Used as a reason to slashHarry and Draco. Shipper 1: It's all about the GATL, man. Shipper 2: ..

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