Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Looking Peared

1. saying someone isnt particularly attractive and looks lke god did something wroung while making them 'DAMN!! That girl is looking ..

Cmite

1. Most probably your mother. "I love my cmite". : basically instead of using mother, but eh. See cmite..

Quattr0ne

1. Chairman of the Boards Quattr0ne will kick your ass 2. Chairman of the bored. Quattr0ne will lick his ass. 1. Chairman of the Boar..

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