Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Jockoir-geo

1. A World-Wide Jockey Universal "You Jockoir-Geo" "Oh my god, what a jockoir-geo" See jockey, geo, jock, world..

Remote Chunk

1. A very small chunk of any hard drug or food. This works for hash, crack, fudge, or toffie. This term originates from a single dopefiend ..

Urinal-slut

1. A Urinal-Slut is usually a gay guy or a horny girl that hangs around urinals waiting for sex. See George Michaelor Paris Hilton. Paris ..

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