Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

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