Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Porno Tongue

1. theatrical, passionate use of the tongue If he gives that ice cream any more porno tongue... See porno, tongue, kissing, ice cream, ha..

Manty Lines

1. The outlines of tighty whities through a mans even tighter pants. Awwww, sweet Jesus, I can see Jeff's Manty Lines! See jeff, tig..

Cooter Bug

1. Any std or infection that you get from having sex with a female.Seecooter Does not apply to gays. Doug: Dude i had sex with lindsay yes..

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