Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Q.d.

1. This is said when something is "quite debatable" Johnny: Mount Kosciusko is the tallest mountain in Australia Jimmy: That is..

W.a.s.y.

1. A fantasy baseball situation in which your pitchers get a win and a save in the same game. Win and Save, Yessssssss!!!! With Greinke..

Limb

1. Laugh In My Brain. What most people mean when they actually say lol. Ronnie Barker: Fork 'andles! Random guy/girl: :O LIMB! See..

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