Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Double Rhonda

1. the act of using one's cleft chin for anal stimulation. That Tom Brady gives one heck of a Double Rhonda. See anal sex, tom brady..

Homeds

1. people that think they are cool by using this term which really means they're a bunch of nerdy friends. "me and my homeds are..

Yigersmizum

1. Stupid in an abnormal way. You are such a yigersmizum. You yigersmizum you. See yigersmizum, stupid, abnormal, bomchickawahwah, dumb..

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