Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Dirty Riad

1. Using an old, dirty piece of pumice to polish one's balls. I was in the gym locker room the other day and there was this fat dude ..

Zit Shit

1. The puss that comes out of a Zit I was squeezing my zit and I got ZIT SHIT all over my bathroom mirror..

Zoomtard

1. (n) A fast retard Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest. See Doug 2. To be speedy or efficient by abandoning all pretense of mental compet..

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