Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Pandillero

1. a gangster (Jose)or a group of gangsters(pandieros) Pinche pandillero vete al la chingada!!!..

Octopusnity

1. Virginity Last night David lost his Octopusnity See octopus, paint, david, purple..

Horny Minus Sex

1. the feeling of being horny, without wanting to have sex (making out, kissing on chest, no shirts, wanting to be 'aggressive') ..

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