Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Vagina Sack

1. when yancking on your vainy shaved loose nut skin and you get a large pile of left over skud meat you then pull that left over meat thro..

Analised

1. To forcefully and vigorously sodomise a female for the pleasure of one or both parties. See any Rocco Siffredi Movie. Rocco analised ..

Cumtwatta

1. a girl who has been fucked so many times her minge is similar to a bucket and dripping at the seems. Fuck me, what an old cumtwatta Se..

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