Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

W-i-g-o-u-t

1. to freak out, go crazy, or loose the mind. I lost my keys and now I'm wigging out! See Caitlyn..

Nerdelicious

1. Someone or something that is both intelligent and attractive. 1. He/She is nerdelicious. 2. That is nerdelicious. See nerd, geek, dork..

Totally Fish Tacos

1. an unreal, logic-defying event or situation that seems completely implausible or that has no correlation to the real world whatsoever. ..

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