Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Loose Lipping

1. When a female doesn't wear underwear. Like free balling is for a male Jenny had no panties on, she was loose lipping. See camman..

Youchoob

1. How British people pronounce YouTube. Nigel - "Hey, again YouChoob! Sorry I haven't been on lately. Bollocks!" See lime..

Crunkville

1. Another name for Charlotte, North Carolina Also known as the QC or tha Queen City I'm spendin tha week wit my fam in Crunkville. ..

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