Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Lithantritious

1. a simultaneous feeling of both boredom and hunger "Bill felt lithantritious after the test" See bored, hungry, hunger, simul..

Kilimanjaro

1. Killing 7 different people in a row with less than 4 seconds in between each kill. Also known as Killimanjaro Dude, did you just see th..

Bishassnezz

1. Not giving a damn what others say to your face. I don't give a bishassnezz what he said about my girl. See bish, damn, crap, nikk..

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