Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Huli Maka Flip

1. To flip or turn over; fall down. The wave was so huge I wen huli maka flip off my board. I was walking down/up the stairs with my girl..

Naked Force

1. 1) Unabriged military might used to resolve a conflict in the quickest and most decisive manner possible. 2) An overwhelming display of..

Vicky Jj

1. (n.) One who's facial features resemble those of a va jay jay I saw Vicky JJ creeping on me in class the other day See ugly, face..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Varnishing The Barn Edit Meaning