Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Queueing

1. Waiting in a queue or a line. Queueing is the only 8 letter word in the English language with 5 vowels in a row. "I'm queuein..

T-dubs

1. Tighty whiteys or TWs. May also be used to refer to someone that wears such ridiculous underwear. She was so startled by the brilliant ..

Ict Course

1. a marriage between two teachers i was on an ict course the other day ;) See teachers, ict, course, lie, funny..

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