Varnishing The Barn

What is Varnishing The Barn?

A sexual euphemism for masturbation. Similar to flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, etc.

My BAC was higher than .08 because I had been at home, varnishing the barn

See masturbation, flogging the dolphin, choking the chicken, playtime, jerking off

Insaynee-o!

1. Really cool or strange or new or wild Look at that car, it's Insaynee-o!..

Hcol

1. hearty chuckle out loud. person 1:"my mother just died of cancer and my house was burned down. there is no god." person 2:&q..

Un-enable

1. To deprive of capability or effectiveness, especially to impair the physical abilities of. To make unable to perform a certain action; ..

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